Pie Vs Cake

Well I am all fed and liquored up again and I found a new topic to discus. That topic is the age old debate of which is better pie or cake. I am going to lay down the law; cake is vastly superior to pie. Sure there are a couple of pies that are good but they have nothing on cake. Cake is the ultimate dessert. For any special occasion you always have cake, no matter what. That is because everyone likes cake. If you served pie at a birthday or wedding, people would think you were fucking insane and would beat you because of your stupidity. Cake is the best way to finish a meal.

Cake is easier to make than pie and it tastes better. The ultimate cake is Carrot Cake. Nothing can top it especially if it has raisins and nuts in it. The second best is plain vanilla cake simply because you can put anything on it to enhance the flavour. The best topping is sucre à la crème. If you don't know what that is take a frying pan and hit yourself over the head for being so stupid until you find out what it is. Those two cakes alone are better that any pie out there. No pie can compete. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.

Pie can die.

What the ƒ\/¢/

Man its been nearly a month since my last post, what the fuck have i been doing? Fucked if I know. Anyways a lot of shit has happened since my last post, but nothing I care to talk about. This post is mostly drunken ramblings, but I'll try to think of something funny or thoughtful to say...Ya fuck that I got nothing. No comedy gold coming from this post. Jeez am I tired. I am writing this at 4:36 in the morning. I am tired but I don't want to go to bed. I am kind of hungry though, maybe I'll go get something to eat. Ya that sounds like a good idea. I'm famished. Maybe after I eat I will post something of interest or relevance. Odds are that won't happen though but I have never been a betting man.

Another Disappointing Loss

ManU lost the FA Cup final again this year. This time losing to Chelsea 1-0. There was such high hopes for the Treble this year, instead they had to settle for just one, the Premiership. All in all though it was a good season, winning the league and making it to the FA Cup final and Champions League Semi-finals. Good show boys.

A little behind the times

I haven't posted in awhile since I took a little trip down to California for a bit but now I am back and ready for action. It was disapointing to learn that ManU lost 3-0 to AC Milan, espcecially after their remarkable comeback only a week earlier. The loss ended ManU's chance at the Treble, but not all is unwell. ManU did capture it's ninth Premiership title meaning their Domestic Double is still attainable. They now only have to win the FA Cup to succeed. Good luck boys.

United win again

Manchester United defeated AC Milan this afternoon 3-2. It was a far cry from the smack down they laid on Roma (see below). Milan dominated the first half and were leading 2-1 at half time thanks to Kaka. Then Milan just sat back. United had almost constant pressure agains Milan which eventually produced a goal from Rooney to tie it the game. United never let up and although they had chance after chance they could not get the go ahead goal. It seemed like the game would end in a 2-2 draw. There was only 2 minutes of added time and United made the best of it. Rooney scored his second of the game in the added time to give United the victory. Now United only has to draw Milan to advance to the Champions League Final. The Treble is still alive.

Glory, Glory Man United! (x3)
And the Reds go Marching on! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Osama: MIA

One thing that I have thinking about lately is the American lack of effort to find Osama bin Laden. No one has been able to locate him even though he is the purported mastermind of 9/11.

The American War on Terror was all started to find one man: Osama bin Laden. Well we are into the sixth year already and there hasnt been a word about him in the papers in years. The only time we hear about him is when he releases some new tape. If he is so important and was the mastermind of 9/11, then why hasn't the U.S. tried harder to find him? Sure they invaded Afghanistan and looked in some caves. But that was just a warmup for the main event, Iraq. For some reason the U.S. decided to invade Iraq, a country which had no known link to 9/11.

It is surprising to me that more Americans have not been more concerned with finding him. The news is full of Al-Quaeda (or however you spell it) yet no mention or news of bin Laden. It's like they don't care about him. He is yesterday's news. Today's news is about potential terrorist attacks that never materialize and the death of Anna Nicole Smith. She wasn't a big star. All she did was be in Playboy and married a billionaire. And that garners weeks of media attention? Wow. Big fucking deal. Soldiers dying in Iraq and Afghanistan don't even receive that much recognition and they are doing something that actually matters.

The Americans have been looking for Osama for nearly 6 years. If they really wanted to find him maybe they should ask his family or maybe even George Bush Sr. since he is so friendly with the bin Ladens. Osama probably talks with his family daily, and he is probably living it up in one of their mansions in Saudi Arabia. That is why the Americans can't/don't want to find him. They wouldn't want to offend the Saudis. I know I sound a bit like a conspiracy theorist, but honestly if they can find Saddam Hussein in a fucking hole in the ground, I'm pretty sure they can find bin Laden.

I hate finals

It is finals week again and I am about to go (more) insane. That is the reason for the dealy in posts. Studying fucking sucks. Finals week reminds me of all the things I hate about university: homework and studying. Fuck why do I even go. It probably has something to do with the fact that I don't know what I would do instead. I don't even know what the hell I am going to do when I finish university. Oh well, back to studying.