Pie Vs Cake

Well I am all fed and liquored up again and I found a new topic to discus. That topic is the age old debate of which is better pie or cake. I am going to lay down the law; cake is vastly superior to pie. Sure there are a couple of pies that are good but they have nothing on cake. Cake is the ultimate dessert. For any special occasion you always have cake, no matter what. That is because everyone likes cake. If you served pie at a birthday or wedding, people would think you were fucking insane and would beat you because of your stupidity. Cake is the best way to finish a meal.

Cake is easier to make than pie and it tastes better. The ultimate cake is Carrot Cake. Nothing can top it especially if it has raisins and nuts in it. The second best is plain vanilla cake simply because you can put anything on it to enhance the flavour. The best topping is sucre à la crème. If you don't know what that is take a frying pan and hit yourself over the head for being so stupid until you find out what it is. Those two cakes alone are better that any pie out there. No pie can compete. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.

Pie can die.

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Man its been nearly a month since my last post, what the fuck have i been doing? Fucked if I know. Anyways a lot of shit has happened since my last post, but nothing I care to talk about. This post is mostly drunken ramblings, but I'll try to think of something funny or thoughtful to say...Ya fuck that I got nothing. No comedy gold coming from this post. Jeez am I tired. I am writing this at 4:36 in the morning. I am tired but I don't want to go to bed. I am kind of hungry though, maybe I'll go get something to eat. Ya that sounds like a good idea. I'm famished. Maybe after I eat I will post something of interest or relevance. Odds are that won't happen though but I have never been a betting man.