Well I am all fed and liquored up again and I found a new topic to discus. That topic is the age old debate of which is better pie or cake. I am going to lay down the law; cake is vastly superior to pie. Sure there are a couple of pies that are good but they have nothing on cake. Cake is the ultimate dessert. For any special occasion you always have cake, no matter what. That is because everyone likes cake. If you served pie at a birthday or wedding, people would think you were fucking insane and would beat you because of your stupidity. Cake is the best way to finish a meal.
Cake is easier to make than pie and it tastes better. The ultimate cake is Carrot Cake. Nothing can top it especially if it has raisins and nuts in it. The second best is plain vanilla cake simply because you can put anything on it to enhance the flavour. The best topping is sucre à la crème. If you don't know what that is take a frying pan and hit yourself over the head for being so stupid until you find out what it is. Those two cakes alone are better that any pie out there. No pie can compete. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.
Pie can die.
Gamercard
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Fuck...YOU can die. Pie kicks the everliving shit out of cake. Unless its DQ Ice Cream Cake...then that might win. I also notice how you choose THE WORST FUCKING CAKE IN THE WORLD as evidence for this "liquored up" argument. Carrot cake? No one likes carrot cake. It's fucking terrible. Nuts and raisins? Nuts don't belong in a cake....maybe on top. Raisins are okay in my books, but I doubt you can get any other people to agree with you on that one.
Point is, pie is better than cake. Carrot cake is the Mexican of the cake community. No one likes it...and it tastes like shit.
Don't drink and write Marc, bad shit happens when you do.
God, if you're going to argue for which is better, at least support cake with less retarded examples.
Don't get me wrong, carrot cake is good, but the only reason its good is because of the icing. Take away the icing you got yourself a gay carrot muffin.
Plain vanilla cake is basically sugary bread. Nothing can compare to a piece of warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream. The flakiness of the crust, the sweet/tart flavor of the apples, and the cool of the ice cream all come together in a way that cake can never replicate.
And you said it yourself. Any dumb fuck can throw together a cake, but it takes real skill to make a pie.
Jessica Alba's so hot...
Fuck that...she looks like an A-Rab.
an A-rab? Jessica Alba does not look like a sand nigger. You are devoid of sight if you think so (and retarded).
Whatever...I think she's a Mexican American. Still gross. I honestly don't see what the big deal is with her. She is good looking, yes...but I don't understand why everyone shits their pants when they see a picture of her. She is a decently looking, shit-terrible actress who needs to be topless in a movie before anyone takes that bitch seriously.
shit-terrible actress?
obviously you've never seen Honey.
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