What Gives?

Apprently my talents aren't being totally appreciated. Some crazy fucks are damaging my reputation as well as those of my loyal and dear fans. So back off crazy people.

Onwards we go...

You know for a province like Ontario that makes most of the cars we drive in this fair country, you'd think they would know how to fucking drive them. They drive like an 85 year old Chinese woman or like a 16 year old white boy who thinks they have the fastest car in the world. There are no normal drivers. They are all batshit crazy. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Ottawa is quite possibly the worst place to drive in. They have the worst infrastructure of any city. The roads are all fucking narrow. You need to stop and let people pass you.

Plus they have the worst street signs. You have to be within 10 feet to read them, by that time you have missed your turn. And if you are lucky enough to find the right street to turn at, turns out that you can't. The city map is very good at neglecting to point out which streets are one ways or that are even connecte to the main road. You have to drive around to try and find the entrance to the street. Then to get to the 67's rink you have 2 choices: Drive an extra 20 minutes past where you are trying to go then loop back or try to go straight in. The problem with that is it is only one lane, and everybody is either going to the game or to the many bars and pubs and restaurant that are on the onther side on the rink. Its a huge fucking joke. And don't even try to drive downtown. Good luck.

The only good thing is that they have a good bus system. Ifinitely better than the shit hole buses in Regina. That being said, they are only good on weekdays, when you are trying to get to and from work. Otherwise you have to wait 30 minutes for your bus. Ridiculous.

To top it off they have a shitty hockey team and some douche named Steven lives here.

I miss Anything?

This week's installment of: Totally Unimportant!! (the crowd goes wild, roar roar, cheer, yippee)

Seeing as how I do not have internet yet, and game news sites are blocked on my computer, I was hoping you guys could inform me of any new or exciting gaming news. Any little bit would be helpful. ITS kinda sad that I don't know what is going on in my own world.

Green Bay lost. So much for me predicting them to win the Super Bowl. No championship for Ryan. Now we have to listen to another off season of speculation, waiting for Farvre to decide if he is going to retire or not.

I know pick the other Manning to win the Super Bowl.

Grammar Nazis are whores.

I'm hungry.

Anybody else notice that when I make a prediction or statement, the opposite happens. I picked Green Bay to win, then they lose. I have made several Leaf comments on this site. When I saw they are doing bad, they go on a huge tear. When I complement them for being good they suck the shit out of each others assholes. I now pick Golden Boy, Bucket, and Bruschetta et al. FTW.

As always your feedback is welcomed.

Look Who's Back, Back Again

There is nothing sweeter than surfing the net on corporate time. Any way time for some random observations. WARNING: May cause extreme nausea and fatigue.

Not being able to play 360 online is terrible. I miss the days when I could kill Riley on COD4. The tough part was trying to find what corner he was in. I miss killing you too Jordan although the ratio was about 5-1 in your favour. Asshole.

That accident in Nova Scotia was bad news. 7 members of the high school basketball team died and the 1 teacher. Does the volleyball team drive vans Lindsey? Might be a good way to get people to pay attention to men's volleyball and/or it could be a good way to end your misery of having to play on a shitty team. Kill two birds with one stone.

Leafs Suck.

Colts Lost. HAHAHA. Green Bay is going to win the Super Bowl.

Not having to wear a winter coat in winter is pretty kick ass.

Well that's it for now. Feel free to give me any feedback anytime. My self-confidence is not completely deflated yet.