What Gives?

Apprently my talents aren't being totally appreciated. Some crazy fucks are damaging my reputation as well as those of my loyal and dear fans. So back off crazy people.

Onwards we go...

You know for a province like Ontario that makes most of the cars we drive in this fair country, you'd think they would know how to fucking drive them. They drive like an 85 year old Chinese woman or like a 16 year old white boy who thinks they have the fastest car in the world. There are no normal drivers. They are all batshit crazy. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Ottawa is quite possibly the worst place to drive in. They have the worst infrastructure of any city. The roads are all fucking narrow. You need to stop and let people pass you.

Plus they have the worst street signs. You have to be within 10 feet to read them, by that time you have missed your turn. And if you are lucky enough to find the right street to turn at, turns out that you can't. The city map is very good at neglecting to point out which streets are one ways or that are even connecte to the main road. You have to drive around to try and find the entrance to the street. Then to get to the 67's rink you have 2 choices: Drive an extra 20 minutes past where you are trying to go then loop back or try to go straight in. The problem with that is it is only one lane, and everybody is either going to the game or to the many bars and pubs and restaurant that are on the onther side on the rink. Its a huge fucking joke. And don't even try to drive downtown. Good luck.

The only good thing is that they have a good bus system. Ifinitely better than the shit hole buses in Regina. That being said, they are only good on weekdays, when you are trying to get to and from work. Otherwise you have to wait 30 minutes for your bus. Ridiculous.

To top it off they have a shitty hockey team and some douche named Steven lives here.