WOOO!!! The Riders won again. WOOO!!!
The game itself was pretty bad, Joseph couldnt throw at all. But hey who cares? I sure as hell don't. The Riders won and thats all that matters. I have never been so excited in my life, except maybe that time when I was Jessica Alba's lovemachine. But enough about my sexy body. Today is all about the Riders. The game was pretty close, it was mainly a defensive battle but the Riders prevailed. And all hell broke loose. I was running up and down Albert St. along with 5,000 other crazed and drunk fans. I was giving everbody I saw high-fives, weaving in and out of traffic. Best night of my life, except for those with Jessica Alba. Fuck I love this city and this team. GO RIDERS GO!! GREEN AND WHITE FOREVER!!!
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I know for a fact I was having more fun than you.
That was the most exciting day of your life? You don't even seem like that much of a die hard Rider fan. Then again it's probably pretty exciting for a team you like to win when you cheer for the Leafs and 49ers.
There was not 5,000 where we were. It was fucking cold. You threw up outside the old Capital dealership. Best night of your life? It was okay. Only cause we were so piss drunk that us being complete fucking idiots was fun for once...that was nice. It was too cold. I could have bumped this night up a lot more if I saw some tits....top 25 maybe.
Jordan's top 25 nights
25. When he got drunk while the Riders won the Grey Cup
24-2.Masturbating to various gay porn
1. When he actually participated in a gay porn video
Lindsey you are just upset that you could not take in the festivities at the bar. And no I am not as die hard as some people but I was drunk which made me super excited.
Jordan there maybe wasn't 5,000 people at the same place on Albert but all along it. We walked from The Last Straw to Victoria and there was people along the whole length that were celebrating.
Riley HAHAHAHA.
Riley. I said it didn't make the top 25. The only tits I saw were Marc's bouncing up and down as we ran through Albert.
I know what you meant by 5,000 Marc. But you made it sound like we were involved in a 5,000 person street party. That just didn't happen.
Fuck, just cause the Riders won and people crowded on a street...all of a sudden its the greatest time. Get real.
Oh, and I guess Riley was one of them. Good to know that that 2 hour jaunt down Albert that accomplished us getting frost bite on our balls was the greatest thing that ever happened to him.
I thought it would be when we starred in that gay porn together. But I guess it wasn't as meaningful to me as it was to you. Asshole.
Sorry, but it was just another scene to me. One more necessary act before I reach superstardom.
Maybe if you were better, I'd remember.
Maybe you would have had a better time if you weren't passing out from being sick on the table. And the grey cup party WAS really fun. I know you had a lot of fun when you weren't passed out and if, for some reason, you want to be a memory ruiner and say it was stupid, well then you're a dirty dirty liar.
and a list ranking how "fun" nights are is complete bullshit. Every night is fun in a different way and you can't compare them.
Except when we were at Stephens on saturday. That was so fucking gay.
Fuck that, I was actually sick. Had nothing to do with alcohol or being "passed out". I'm pretty sure I told you that when you all asked me forty fucking times. And it had nothing to do with me saying that that night was not the best time in the world. I totally forgot about it until you mentioned it here. Besides...I don't think anyone was bitching more about the cold than you Riley.
Haha. And you think I actually have a "list" of my most fun nights? You're fucked.
I just didn't want to deal with a bunch of fucktards saying how fun that night was for 2 fucking weeks, when we essentially didn't do a third of what people who were actually partying. I mean...we went home at 10:30.
Pff, forget Stephens. How about your house that one night? How to deal with Marc's smack talk. Could have stabbed him in the eye with my pork sword.
Jordan sucks donkey dick
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